Monday 31 January 2011

THE DAYS OF LOYALTY IN FOOTBALL ARE GONE

 31/1/11: An account of my feelings as the transfer window comes to a close and my worship of a local hero is cut short.

  18:00: I'm sitting here on my laptop, Sky Sports Live Transfer Centre open in my other tab and a look of misery and confusion on my face. The transfer window has today completely blown me away. Not only was I excited at the start of the day to see who Newcastle would get in before 11 0'clock, but totally unprepared for the Carroll saga that has ensued before us all. As it is being made pretty clear by most sites, Carroll has just been allowed to enter talks and take up a medical with Liverpool F.C. for a fee suggested of £35 million plus add ons.

18:30: Still sitting here baffled. I have chosen to document this little post in this way to try and catch how I feel over the period of the transfer window's close. Don't understand this all, loyalty is nothing in football now. Unless there is something I am totally unaware of, Carroll (the Newcastle born boy, brought through the academy until a figurehead of the club with the legendary no.9. on his back and an England international cap under his belt) has just turned his back on his team-mates and all the fans that have grown to appreciate him so much. I can only expect this is for money?

18:40: Right, so, yeah of course a complete profit of £35 million is a good thing. Like really good I suppose. But firstly it is very frustrating that this is happening so close to the close of the market as we will struggle to replace Carroll in time, and secondly that money wont be spent until the summer. OR if Ashley is a real c**t he will keep that money for himself like the little piggy he is. I don't really know what to think. Unless we had an idea of who to go for before all this surely a last minute deal wont happen?

18:50: Liverpool are going crazy. Sky Sports is suggesting that they are in talks with C. Adam as I type and also made an approach for Micah Richards. Apparently were willing to go to £20 million but were rejected by City. This is all getting a bit comical, this sheer desperation from Kenny and co. to save their worst season for many years is getting silly. Considering burning my Carroll shirt, although don't want to burn Newcastle shirt... Maybe just rip off his name? Might have to check out price of new one with Barton no.7. on the back now...

19:00: Carroll has just arrived at Liverpool's training ground. I hope he is happy knowing he is letting all his fans and fellow players down. Not sure whether I want him to fail or pass his medical... Hatred has been building for him for a while now and not sure I could take him back if he failed. I point out he has a torn thigh muscle and hasn't started running yet so not really sure how it works, but will he pass if that is the case? Not sure why I bother with players names on my shirt, none of them can be trusted unless you are the Man United's and Barcelona's of the world. But even saying that we had the Rooney madness this season...

19:01: Maybe I should blame all of this on Chelsea and Torres. They started this ridiculous domino effect. I feel so let down.

19:22: Truly depressed. Football is bad for one's health. I have work to do for tomorrow as well... I can't concentrate. Football is about the individual. Team's are nothing. I have lost all faith.

19;42: Agents corrupt players and lead them to attempt to gain as much as possible economically in their short playing careers. I wish all players were a bit more like Matt Le Tissier, a player who was in it for the joy of the game. A real footballer. HOW IS CARROLL WORTH MORE THAN BECKHAM, VILLA, ROONEY AND (maybe) TEVEZ? WTF!?

20:28: I will give it a rest now, Carroll is gone. Nothing more to say. Now what am I going to do with that shirt of mine...

Jesse
 p.s. Here's a great quote: "Everything else -Geordie boy, famous number nine, fog on the bloody Tyne, whatever - goes out the window. Football romance is dead, everyone is a liar, contracts should be printed on toilet paper." - http://nufc.com/



Sunday 23 January 2011

1/2 SEASON DREAM TEAMS

Once again Will and I have put our heads together and decided to create a set of dream teams. Heavily controversial, yet most popular of our posts it seems, was the last set of dream teams. Hopefully we can achieve something similar with this next batch.
   The idea is to choose a team made up of players from the Premier League who we believed to be performing at the highest level. To make it slightly more interesting we also decided to only allow ourselves two players from each team for both the 11 outfielders and 5 subs.
(p.s. of course there will be some bias)

Here is my selection:

                                                J. Jaaskelainen


B. Sanga               N. Vidic                                G. Cahill              L. Baines



Nani                     S. Nasri                                 J. Barton               G. Bale

                              
                                                                     R. Van Der Vaart
                           A. Carroll                        
   (although this choice is now extremely painful)


Subs: Tevez, T. Cahill, J. Henderson, S. Parker, C. Adam.


Will's selection to come some time soon hopefully...

Saturday 15 January 2011

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY


With the January transfer window reaching the half-way point and various players making their comings and goings, I have started thinking about the state of the transfer market, and most importantly, the prices players are being passed around at by the big boys of football. By 'big boys' I am not referring to today's trophy winning teams such as Barcelona, but teams such as Man City who seem to have too much money for their own good. Chelsea were the culprits of seasons past and similarly were/are Real Madrid, with the focus on building a strong, experienced team in a matter of months seeming to be the aim. 
  I may be wrong here, but the fact that Edin Dzeko has recently moved from Wolfsburg to Man City for £27 million is rather bizarre. I personally do not see why a player who has not won anything of real world notability (a Bundesliga title and Bundesliga player of the year 08-09 prize being the exception), can be priced so highly. In 111 games he scored 66 goals. This is good, it cannot be denied, yet he is not the only player Manchester City have poured money into in this strange fashion. For example Joleon Lescott who signed for City in 2009 is, in this fans opinion, no where near the quality to have cost an estimated price of around £22-£24 million. The same applies for James Milner (£26 million), Nigel De Jong (£18 million), Emmanuel Adebayor (£25 million), all players who are of course 'good' but are not really good enough to make up for the money spent on them. Maybe the fact is that City just have so much money that these prices, which would stretch far beyond most clubs piggy banks, are a set standard. For me a player worth over £20 million is surely world class, forget Ronaldo's £120 million madness, for realistically £20 million is a lot of money. 
  I read yesterday that West Ham's Upton Park would be sold for £40 million should they move to the Olympic Stadium following the summer of 2012. This shocked me, for surely a player, a single player who's career with a certain club may not even last 5 years, cannot be worth three times what a stadium with over 100 years of history is. 

 In 1996 Alan Shearer signed for Newcastle for a world record fee of £15 million. Look at how the times have changed. I understand that the modern game has far more financial backing than that of 10 or 15 years ago, yet I do not understand why that leads to players prices rising so dramatically. 
   Thankfully the Premier League as a whole has seemed to gather some sense in recent years, as spendings have dropped significantly as a whole. Manchester City seem to be the only club throwing money around in England, and other clubs know this and of course do take advantage of it. The surrounding top 4-6 teams seem to have gained more sense, both due to debts to tackle and just general boring transfer attitudes (Arsene!), and have taken good steps towards building youth squads and working with what they have. 
   I'm not going to say this is a good thing, for I enjoy the transfer window immensely, yet would just rather that football would return to reality slightly. £120 million is a lot of money, enough to... you know... save the world or something...


Jesse

Tuesday 11 January 2011

JANUARY TRANSFER WINDOW GUIDE. WHO SHOULD BUY WHO?


After a congested winter period, managers now have one month to enhance their teams in the January transfer windows. The so called 'big' players rarely make a move in January with teams not wanting to risk their season, however historically some very important players have been purchased in the window. Both Patrice Evra and Nemaja Vidic for Manchester United were bought in January, as did Nicholas Anelka for Chelsea. On the other hand, some managers can go for 'panic buys' such as Roy Carroll (Rangers to Derby), one of the worst keepers to ever brace the Premier League.
Here is a list of each club in the Premier League, and the signing(s) they need.

ARSENAL

Good first half of the season, firmly in the title race. Perhaps with a greater central defensive pairing they would be further up the league table? With Vermalaen out and Squillaci and Kosceilny looking vulnerable, a big, strong, solid and preferably tall centre back would most likely be the strongest signing Arsene Wenger could look to make. Arsenal have been vulnerable from set plays this season and a strong headerer of the ball at the back with a good physical precense would give their title hopes an extra boost.

Signing - Gary Cahill

ASTON VILLA

It's been a tough first half of the season for Gerrard Houllier with some mixed results and Aston Villa sit in the drop zone at the beginning of January. Villa could do with several signings in reality, preferably including a holding midfield player, a dominating striker and a strong centre back should Dunne not return to full form/fitness.

Signings - Diarra, Robbie Keane, Samba

Birmingham City

Alex McLeish's men sit in the bottom half of the table in January, however their home form remains formidable and they are still proving to be a difficult side to break down. The problem at Birmingham is clear, the lack of goals. Cameron Jerome is hardly the complete forward and Birmingham are one of the lowest scoring teams in the league at this point in the year. If they are to move further up the league, more goals must come in.

Signings - Kenny Miller, Robbie Keane, David Bentley

Blackburn Rovers

Blacburn sit in a respectable 9th position at half way through the season, despite the shock sacking of Sam Allardyce. Blackburn, similarly to Birmingham lack mainly in the offensive department, with the Diouf's providing limited striking options.

Signings - Robbie Keane, Santa Cruz, John Carew.

Blackpool

Blackpool are this year's relegation side that are shocking the league with formidable performances throughout the first half of the year. Ian Holloway is a big fan of getting in an array of strikers and one expects he will bring in another again this January. With the team doing so well and Holloway's reputation. if he could lure a 'big' striker in the seasider's team would be greatly enhanced. However, you expect this is unlikely and Holloway will in fact sign younger players with potential.

Signings - Santa Cruz, John Carew

Bolton

With a great first half of the season, Owen Coyle's men sit 7th in the league are pushing for European football. This is largely down to the fantastic striking partnership established between Kevin Davies and Elmander. Rather than buying players, you would expect Coyle will look to keep his big players. An additional midfielder could also do wonders.

Signings - Larsson, keep Elmander.

Chelsea

With Ancelotti under scrutiny with an array of poor performances and results, the Chelsea Manager is under the most pressure since joining the club. Chelsea sit out of the top 4 at the beginning of January, and you fear for the manger's future if things dont improve rapidly. Chelsea have looked vulnerable at the back for the first time in years, and a lack of creativity upfront is proving inadequate to beat Premiership sides. With Drogba looking off form, Chelsea could do with a striker as well as a defender if they are to reach the heights they have shown previously they are capable of.
Signings - Gary Cahill, Neymar, Adebayor

Everton

Everton sit in 11th place at half way through the year. Everton's problem, similarly to Birmingham is clear, they need a striker who will consistently score goals. With Saha as erratic as ever, and Jermain Beckford not taking to the Premier League as well as many expected, in front of goal Everton haven't looked much of a threat. The 'cutting edge' is missing.

Signings - Robbie Keane, Santa Cruz

Fulham

It's been a difficult start to his tenure as manager for Mark Hughes, and many are pretty shocked at how low in the table Fulham have been at times this season. Fulham are currently 14th, although they have been very unlucky with injuries. With Bobby Zamora suffering a broken leg early on in the season, Fulham haven't looked much of a threat in front of goal. Without their best player, Fulham need another striker who can get goals consistently, who could have turned some of the 10 draws this season into wins. Mark Hughes previously worked with Santa Cruz, and looks the best bet to join Craven Cottage this January.

Signings - Santa Cruz, Bentley, Wright Phillips

Liverpool

Where to start ... Hodgson's signings have proved largely ineffective with Joe Cole providing a lack of inspiring performances and signings like Poulsen proving flops. Firstly Dalglish will have to hold onto big players like Gerrard and Torres who reportedly told his agent to find him 'anywhere else' other than Anfield. Then Liverpool need to be rebuffered all over the park, with a lack of attacking wingers, an effective goalscorer and strong enough defenders. If Dalglish is to please the Kop and fight for a European place he is going to have to be active in the January transfer window.

Signings - Adebayor, N'Zogbia, Cahill

Manchester City

Mancini will be pleased with City's season so far, and they sit in 2nd place at the beginning of January and very much a part of the title race. City are quite clearly a stronger side than last season, and will aim to enhance their squad even more in the January transfer window. City's defence has been their strongest point, and with an array of midfield options their only real concern is an over reliance on lone striker Carlos Tevez. With Adebayor and Santa Cruz seemingly on the verge of moving, and the new signing of prolific goalscorer Dzeko, City's next move is pretty unpredictable, however more attacking options could come in and possibly even another defender.

Signings - David Luiz, Pepe, Neymar, Forlan, Fabiano

Manchester United

At the beginning of January, United sit at the top of the Premier League unbeaten, however their performances have been well below par. With Berbatov and Hernandez looking dangerous in front of goal, and Rooney seemingly returning to form, United's attacking options will not worry Sir Alex Ferguson, however the lack of strong options to play in central midfield will be a concern. With Scholes ageing, there is no real replacement who looks viable, therefore Ferguson could look for one. Another could be a goalkeeper, with Alder asking Ferguson to allow his 'dream move' a possibilty.

Signings - Adler, Diarra, N'Zogbia

Newcastle

Alan Pardew has had mixed results since taking over and Newcastle will be pleased to be in the top half of the league at the start of January having been promoted last season. With speculation regarding Carroll's future largely resolved, Newcastle will most likely look for a winger and a striking partner for Andy Carroll.

Signings - N'Zogbia, Charlie Adam, Robbie Keane, Santa Cruz, Larsson

Stoke City

Tony Pulis' men sit in 10th place in the league at the beginning of January, and will be pleased with this. Stoke are now an established Premier League side and will look to move on in the league and push for European football before too long. With this in mind, Stoke could do with a more creative midfield unit and possibly a stronger left back.

Singings - Wayne Bridge, Larsson, Charlie Adam

Sunderland

Steve Bruce will be delighted with Sunderland's season so far, pushing for European football in 6th place just over half way through the season. His summer signings have proved effective, with his attacking trio of Welbeck, Bent and Gyan providing goals game in game out at the Stadium of Light, and even at places like Stamford Bridge. Bruce will also look for more creativity in midfield, and possibly some strengthening of the defence. Wigan winger Charles N'Zogbia is strongly linked with the club.

Signings - N'Zogbia, Onouha (permanent from loan), Bridge, Larsson

Tottenham Hotspur

Spurs again look a formidable unit with Gareth Bale having continuously impressive form, and summer signing Van Der Vaart looking like the best of all the summer buys. Redknapp will naturally however push for more in the second half of the year, with the competition for the top four places tighter than ever. With players like Keane and Bentley moving out of Spurs, Redknapp will most probably search for replacements. Whether the Beckham deal will happen or not is uncertain, however Spurs are linked with several players. Redknapp has however made it clear that he will only buy a player of which he truly believes will enhance the squad.

Signings - Cahill, Jolean Lescott, Scott Parker, Suarez, Beckham
West Bromwich Albion

West Brom sit just above the drop zone at the start of January, and have been declining since starting impressively in August. Di Matteo will look for another striker to provide the goals that are largely missing in the team, and another creative midfielder in order to take some of the burden off of Chris Brunt.

Signings - Samaras, Wayne Bridge, Luke Varney

West Ham United

2010/2011 is proving to be a tough season for the Hammers, and Grant looks close to the sack should things not lighten up at Upton Park anytime soon. West Ham sit at rock bottom in the league at the start of January, and signings are desperately needed to improve the state of things. As much as making a signing is of importance, holding on to Scott Parker, the messiah of Upton Park, must be made a priority. West Ham certainly need new faces to escape the drop however, and Grant will look for players all over the park. Another striker, midfielder and defender could be enough to save West Ham.

Signings - Robbie Keane, Poulsen, Samba, Wayne Bridge

Wigan Athletic

Wigan's prospects look as bleak as the Hammers, sitting in 19th place. With Chris Kirkland out on loan at Leicester, Roberto Martinez will look for a goalkeeper to strenghen his squad. The Spaniard would also welcome the addition of a new forward, having scored just 18 goals in 21 games this season. If Wigan are to avoid the drop, and Martinez is to avoid the cut, Wigan need new faces at the DW.

Signings - Thomas Kuszczak, Emmanuel-Thomas

Wolverhampton Wonderers

Mick Mc Carthy's side were always going to find it difficult in the Premier League and it has proved to be true. Wolves are just outside the drop zone, however they will soon find themselves back in it should they not improve the backline. McCarthy will look for a new striker and defender. Holding onto Matt Jarvis and Steven Fletcher could be equally as important as finding a new player also.

Signings - Robbie Keane, David Wheater


Conclusion

So there you have it, my take on the moves clubs should be making in the January transfer window. These aren't moves I think are going to be made, but moves the clubs should be considering. So, Dalglish, Grant, Martinez if you're reading ... go for it!

Any comments to degodenzonen11@gmail.com, thanks,
Will   

Monday 10 January 2011

"MINNOWS" TO "GIANT KILLERS" - WELCOME BACK THE F.A. CUP


Well for this particular fan it wasn't such a welcome start to the F.A. Cup's third round. As per usual all the hype had been building for a game that presented League Two side Stevenage welcoming F.A. Cup 'rivals' Newcastle United in a game which could present the opportunity for a large scale upset. There is history between these two clubs, as ESPN made crystal clear in their tiresome build up to the game, with a tie in the fourth round back in 1998 needing two rounds for the Alan Shearer led Toon Army to surpass the then non-league Stevenage outfit. Many remember this game for the embarrassing closeness by which Newcastle avoided defeat, yet this time all will laugh and remember the time when Newcastle Utd. were outplayed and outclassed in a 3-1 defeat to a team placed 70 odd places behind them in league standings.
      Watching this game I was shocked, embarrassed and very, very confused. Yet what more should I have expected? From what I have seen of the weekend's results we were not the only team to be put to the sword by lower opposition. Arsenal drew with Leeds, Sunderland lost to Notts County and both Premier League sides were at home. It seems that if anything, this is a case of team mentality rather than skill. This cannot be an excuse for Premier League teams, for in my own opinion, every game matters. Teams should be ready to excel and relish opportunities to dismantle lower league opponents, like Chealsea's 7-0 annihilation of manager-less Ipswich. Yet this is so often not the case, and is what many see as the beauty of the F.A. Cup, with spirit, determination and belief providing the basis for fantastic performances from teams that would so often lie dormant within their respected leagues.
     I personally have never enjoyed following Newcastle adamantly through an F.A. Cup run due to my age and commitments at the time of the 1998 and 1999 F.A. Cup finals, so therefore feel as if I have never truly connected with the cup. This does sound strange but it's something that bothers me slightly, for I feel as if personally I haven't quite grasped the 'magic' of it yet.
     This magic is often built up of a formula I think of as something similar to this:

   ("Minnows" team spirit, belief and basic footballing ability) + (Premier League arrogance and lack of respect, poor mentality and effects of chaotic winter period games) + the opportunity for lower league sides to either welcome P.L teams at HOME or be inspired on the big stage AWAY = The 'Giant Killer' equation.

  It's a strange one with the F.A. cup, for there are always Premier League teams that fall into the above formula, almost as if a lesson is never learned from years previous and so on. The fact that Premier League teams often don't even put out their starting eleven in this cup is another matter altogether. Of course I understand the need for youth talent to pick up experience and reserves to get a game, but when your reputation and chance to proceed in this historic tournament is on the line, surely your strongest side available is necessary? I point a finger right at Arsene Wenger here. For me he epitomises the arrogance of the Premier League, fielding weak and inexperienced sides for years in both the F.A. and League Cup. He is not the only one at it, Ian Holloway made nine changes to his first team for this weekend's loss to the Saints. His excuse was that Blackpool were never going to win the F.A. Cup in the first place, so he believes, why risk injury to key players that are needed in the Premier League battle to stay afloat let alone in a comfortable 13th place.
    I despise this sort of negativity. Mr. Holloway would say he is being realistic, yet how can you tell in the F.A. Cup? Look at Portsmouth, winners and finalists in such a short space of time yet also relegated. The F.A. Cup is about more than realism, it's about positivity and belief. It seems a bit cliche to be saying all this but I strongly believe it to be true. From the Premier League team's point of view is it a case of forgetting all connections with league position and they may have a stronger chance, or is this too simplistic? Is the F.A. Cup really not that important to footballers and managers these days? English players who have grown up watching this historic cup must know its importance and surely dream of lifting it after a climb up those Wembley steps. Cups are what fans thrive on, silverware can mean everything, I would know, we've been after one for some 42 years now...
   
Jesse   

p.s. if anyone feels like commenting Will and I know how difficult it can be on Blogger so we ask you to send us an email at degodenzonen11@gmail.com. Hopefully if constructive we can start putting some of these up for debate etc.

 thanks 

Wednesday 5 January 2011

LINK! and we're back...


It's been a while, but it has also been the holidays and Will and I haven't been keeping De God up to speed so for that we apologise. Would like to hope all had a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, and for a little gift here are a few links which we like...

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Proper-Footy/159784647383617

and also this is great, it followed the world cup so is now finished, but is still a good read...

http://minus-the-shooting.blogspot.com/

More posts hopefully in coming days as we get back to normal routines, maybe even a match report by Will who is attending Arsenal vs. Man City tonight.

Thanks

Jesse