Tuesday, 22 February 2011

PREMIER LEAGUE ALL TIME TOP TEN

Knicked this off Martin Tyler, so thanks i suppose...


All-time Premier League table (top 10):

PWDLFAPts
1. Man Utd72246515610114316151551
2. Arsenal72239119114012556521364
3. Chelsea72237518716011946841312
4. Liverpool72336018318011657011263
5. Aston Villa7232712202329198571033
6. Tottenham7222711892629889611002
7. Everton722250204268906930954
8. Newcastle643256173214926815941
9. Blackburn647252172223867812928
10. West Ham605200156249710858
756

Just thought it was quite cool. Man United fans will be happy, but to be honest so am I. None of those Man City lot...

Jesse

Monday, 7 February 2011

PIECE FOR SCHOOL NEWSPAPER

   
JOEY BARTON - A LIFE IN TWO HALVES.
In the eyes of many he follows in the stud-marks of individuals such as Duncan Ferguson and Vinny Jones, both players noted for their more aggressive style of play (to say the least). To Man City fans he is a nightmare of the past, yet to Newcastle fans he is their glimmer of hope as Premier League status is slowly but surely regained. To say he has had a contentious career is an understatement. Found guilty of common assault and affray on the 20th of May 2008, the Liverpool born player was sentenced to six months imprisonment, which was cut short by his release after 77 days of this term. This incident as well as his attack on fellow Manchester City player Ousmane Dabo looked to have fundamentally ended his playing days, with surely no club of notability ready to take him under their wing. Yet as Saturday’s 4-4 draw between Newcastle and Arsenal shows us, football is a crazy game and can surely make room for some crazy individuals.
Essentially what Saturday showed the footballing world is that Joey Barton, as reviled as ever by most fans, has successfully completed his resurrection from the depths of the footballing black list to the heights of calls for England duty and Premiership success. His life could almost be fit into the two halves of Newcastle’s sensational comeback. As simplistic and amusing as this concept seems, it could be seen as efficient in describing the tumultuous ups and downs he has experienced.
Newcastle’s first half was dire, some claimed the worst the team had seen since relegation. Barton, although showing some spirit was nothing of the player most Newcastle fans have become accustomed to this season. The team as a whole were not ready for the onslaught Arsenal were to give in a mere 26 minutes, consisting of four goals, and all were to the away side.
It would seem an impossible job for Newcastle to come back from 4-0 down at half time. An angel of some sort would have to be called upon… step up England’s most hated player. Clearly pumped up from a half time team talk filled with as many four letter obscenities as one can imagine, Barton took to the field with a sense of clear purpose. This team were not going to go down without a fight. What followed was one of the most miraculous halves of football the Premier League has ever seen, with Barton using his aggressive style of play to put himself about the pitch, always hassling Arsenal, insuring two penalty conversions and goals from team mates Leon Best and Cheik Tiote.
This however is not a dictation of the weekend’s game, but a comparison between Newcastle’s performance and Joey Barton’s ‘second half’ alteration of his lifestyle and career. This is not to say that Barton has altered all his ways, for as Newcastle’s game against Blackburn showed, he still holds the tendency to lose his head… punching Morten Gamst-Pedersen in the chest following comments between the two being a prime example of this.
This is a man who has clearly had issues, for despite the belief that all famous people should be perfect models of society; this cannot always be a reality. There are those that need the opportunity to take a second chance in life. It is quite difficult to argue in Barton’s case due to his behaviour, as he said in an interview with the Independent in 2009: “At the end of the day I let a lot of people down and now I am just hoping to re-pay them. I know a lot of people don't think that I deserve another chance and rightly so but fortunately I have got one.”
Despite his altercations in his career and personal life Barton is showing that he still has a lot to offer football and the Premier League. He cannot be completely forgiven for his actions of the past, and there are few excuses for him to hold on to, yet he is publicly attempting to make it clear that he wants to change. As difficult as it is to take footballers for their words these days, Barton’s honesty can be seen as genuine. This is rather admirable in the face of such intense media scrutiny and a trait which has stuck with Barton since the days of his release from prison. His honesty, often blunt and unforgiving towards his confronters, has been part of the understanding that he has built with Newcastle fans over the past few years.
Barton is a no-nonsense footballer. He plays the game because he loves it, and despite his personality traits that have caused him so much trouble in the past, is currently showing that on the pitch. He tackles, shoots and runs to his utmost, and is one footballer reassuring this writer’s belief that footballers do have a soul.
Jesse

Saturday, 5 February 2011

RECORD BREAKING


On Saturday the 5th of February 2011 the Premier League dished out the best day's football Gary Lineker claims to have ever overseen on MOTD. A record 41 goals were scored in the one day, with a few hat-tricks here and there and also the best ever come back in P.L. history, with Newcastle United using just 22 minutes to reduce 4-0 to 4-4 against Arsenal. We also saw Manchester United's unbeaten streak end for the season '10/'11, with a surprise 2-1 loss at Wolves meaning Rooney and co. will not be the next "invincibles". Notable games such as Everton 5-3 Blackpool, Wigan 4-3 Blackburn and Stoke 3-2 Sunderland also added to the excitement and goal tally. This was a brilliant day for English football, reasserting the qualities it holds over its fellow European competitors such as La Liga and the Sirie A, who for me offer very little in comparison to the Premier League. Much of this I believe to be down to the strength the league currently has in depth, with a vast array of teams all capable of pulling off a result against one another. There no longer seems to be the understanding that when a 'top four' side plays they will win and so on and so forth. Nothing is a certainty this season. Everything from the top to the bottom of the league is on a knife's edge and will surely make for great entertainment as the number of weeks left minimizes.

P.S. let's not forget Chelsea vs. Liverpool on Sunday, a game that will surely follow in the same vain as those from today?

Jesse

Monday, 31 January 2011

THE DAYS OF LOYALTY IN FOOTBALL ARE GONE

 31/1/11: An account of my feelings as the transfer window comes to a close and my worship of a local hero is cut short.

  18:00: I'm sitting here on my laptop, Sky Sports Live Transfer Centre open in my other tab and a look of misery and confusion on my face. The transfer window has today completely blown me away. Not only was I excited at the start of the day to see who Newcastle would get in before 11 0'clock, but totally unprepared for the Carroll saga that has ensued before us all. As it is being made pretty clear by most sites, Carroll has just been allowed to enter talks and take up a medical with Liverpool F.C. for a fee suggested of £35 million plus add ons.

18:30: Still sitting here baffled. I have chosen to document this little post in this way to try and catch how I feel over the period of the transfer window's close. Don't understand this all, loyalty is nothing in football now. Unless there is something I am totally unaware of, Carroll (the Newcastle born boy, brought through the academy until a figurehead of the club with the legendary no.9. on his back and an England international cap under his belt) has just turned his back on his team-mates and all the fans that have grown to appreciate him so much. I can only expect this is for money?

18:40: Right, so, yeah of course a complete profit of £35 million is a good thing. Like really good I suppose. But firstly it is very frustrating that this is happening so close to the close of the market as we will struggle to replace Carroll in time, and secondly that money wont be spent until the summer. OR if Ashley is a real c**t he will keep that money for himself like the little piggy he is. I don't really know what to think. Unless we had an idea of who to go for before all this surely a last minute deal wont happen?

18:50: Liverpool are going crazy. Sky Sports is suggesting that they are in talks with C. Adam as I type and also made an approach for Micah Richards. Apparently were willing to go to £20 million but were rejected by City. This is all getting a bit comical, this sheer desperation from Kenny and co. to save their worst season for many years is getting silly. Considering burning my Carroll shirt, although don't want to burn Newcastle shirt... Maybe just rip off his name? Might have to check out price of new one with Barton no.7. on the back now...

19:00: Carroll has just arrived at Liverpool's training ground. I hope he is happy knowing he is letting all his fans and fellow players down. Not sure whether I want him to fail or pass his medical... Hatred has been building for him for a while now and not sure I could take him back if he failed. I point out he has a torn thigh muscle and hasn't started running yet so not really sure how it works, but will he pass if that is the case? Not sure why I bother with players names on my shirt, none of them can be trusted unless you are the Man United's and Barcelona's of the world. But even saying that we had the Rooney madness this season...

19:01: Maybe I should blame all of this on Chelsea and Torres. They started this ridiculous domino effect. I feel so let down.

19:22: Truly depressed. Football is bad for one's health. I have work to do for tomorrow as well... I can't concentrate. Football is about the individual. Team's are nothing. I have lost all faith.

19;42: Agents corrupt players and lead them to attempt to gain as much as possible economically in their short playing careers. I wish all players were a bit more like Matt Le Tissier, a player who was in it for the joy of the game. A real footballer. HOW IS CARROLL WORTH MORE THAN BECKHAM, VILLA, ROONEY AND (maybe) TEVEZ? WTF!?

20:28: I will give it a rest now, Carroll is gone. Nothing more to say. Now what am I going to do with that shirt of mine...

Jesse
 p.s. Here's a great quote: "Everything else -Geordie boy, famous number nine, fog on the bloody Tyne, whatever - goes out the window. Football romance is dead, everyone is a liar, contracts should be printed on toilet paper." - http://nufc.com/



Monday, 24 January 2011

Sunday, 23 January 2011

1/2 SEASON DREAM TEAMS

Once again Will and I have put our heads together and decided to create a set of dream teams. Heavily controversial, yet most popular of our posts it seems, was the last set of dream teams. Hopefully we can achieve something similar with this next batch.
   The idea is to choose a team made up of players from the Premier League who we believed to be performing at the highest level. To make it slightly more interesting we also decided to only allow ourselves two players from each team for both the 11 outfielders and 5 subs.
(p.s. of course there will be some bias)

Here is my selection:

                                                J. Jaaskelainen


B. Sanga               N. Vidic                                G. Cahill              L. Baines



Nani                     S. Nasri                                 J. Barton               G. Bale

                              
                                                                     R. Van Der Vaart
                           A. Carroll                        
   (although this choice is now extremely painful)


Subs: Tevez, T. Cahill, J. Henderson, S. Parker, C. Adam.


Will's selection to come some time soon hopefully...